Three ways to know you are close to insanity:
- You pray that someone close to you will get just a little hurt so you can spend the day in the waiting room of an ER reading grimy month old People magazines.
- You wake up in the middle of the night gasping for air, afraid you are having a heart attack, and then go back to sleep with a smile thinking "It's finally over."
- On the highway you change lanes thinking "Go ahead, hit me, I double dog dare you!"
