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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Happy Holidays to you tooooooooooo! @#$%^&*

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Happy Holidays you Freaking FREAK blond lady who almost killed me and my kids this morning. Yeah YOU who drove the FREAKING PINK PT Cruiser. Custom? F you.

Happy Holidays to YOU you F head who yelled at ME after you almost ran me over in the parking lot. Get it? YOU almost ran ME over. Shut up your face.

Happy Holidays to all the people on cable news. Get off my tv. Really. And don't tell me I can change the channel.. I can't because your banal chatter seeps into all other forms of media and I can't get away from you.

Happy Holidays to YOU my lovely extended family. I say this in response to what will surely come. Can't we all just get along? Must there be tantrums? Can I offer you a Valium or must I crush them up this year and add them to the Prosecco?

And Finally a great bit ol' shout out to my work place. Happy Freaking Holidays. Thanks for the no raise, the making me work on my birthday, and the ever present pink slip threat. I triple dog dare you.

Phew. I feel better.

12 screams:

Cassandra said...

Shut up your face. Hahaha!

Tabitha Bird said...

That's it! I just realized the solution to having my family in the one room the holidays...Drug them! Love it! (not that having my family under one roof is even going to happen being that half of them are not talking to me and I am not talking to the other half)

I needed a laugh today. Thank you :)

Mandy said...

You just said everything I think! Thanks! :D

slacker-chick said...

I've had one of those months too - thanks for spewing for me! ;->

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

Oh, yeah. That felt gooooood.

Hardygirl said...

A pink hummer? Seriously??? That just ruined my day.

sf

Secretia said...

I know your pain from a job like that. I worked in a place that was so awful, for our punishment, when we did something real bad, they would scream at us that they would Never Fire Us! That was the worst punishment imaginable.

Secretia

lissa said...

this makes me laugh, I think during the holidays, we should all get to complain and vent - it's only fair

King of New York Hacks said...

Thats great. Someone sent me a Christmas card that read Merry F***ing Christmas on it with a sour Santa flippin me the bird. So you are not alone. HAHA !

ajgallion said...

LOL, too funny. I could go in hard with you and make quite a few special holiday wishes for some "lovelies" out there in the world...and I do -- just in my head. And then smile, because ultimately, they can tap dance on a bed of hot coleslaw and sprinkles -- I couldn't care less!

Heavenly Muse said...

happy new year..wish a charming year ahead

femminismo said...

Well, nothing but happy times here. Well, that's a lie, but here's wishing you less people cutting you off and trying to run you down in 2010. Create something great in 2010. - J. (and thanks for "following" my blog)