Wednesday, July 29, 2009

3 ways

Three ways to know you are close to insanity:

  1. You pray that someone close to you will get just a little hurt so you can spend the day in the waiting room of an ER reading grimy month old People magazines.
  2. You wake up in the middle of the night gasping for air, afraid you are having a heart attack, and then go back to sleep with a smile thinking "It's finally over."
  3. On the highway you change lanes thinking "Go ahead, hit me, I double dog dare you!"

6 screams:

Shelli said...

check check and check

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

ditto shelli
altho #3 could also be: jerk the wheel and sail off the bridge.....who knows, that might be the portal between dimensions, the alternate reality

Mandy said...

I just love you!

Suzanne said...

Awww guys! Insane women unite!

Yvonne said...

Guess I'm still "sane", though I've had thoughs I'd never admit to. It's like the assignment to write about what you're afraid to write about. Your blog is fun and unique and I love that old nursery rhyme. My word is that's enough to make you scream.

jules said...

Can I just say, I LIKE you!!!