BLOGGER TEMPLATES AND TWITTER BACKGROUNDS

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Try not to kill anyone....

Go forth. Be with your families. Paste on the smile. Take a caffeine pill to dull the hunger and a Valium to take the edge off the effects of the caffeine pill. Remember they are just people.

And above all else, try not to kill anyone.

Happy Thanksgiving.

12 screams:

Michael Rivers said...

Very good advice!

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

but my knives were sharpened and all that....sigh

Wendy Sparrow said...

I'm passing on the Valium. I like to live on the edge of a caffeine rush plus Valium makes me hurl. Besides, the jitters from caffeine make it a lot more difficult to kill people properly and we all need one more impediment to those rash decisions--especially around the holidays.

Secretia said...

I'll try to stay calm enough. Have a happy Thanksgiving too!

Secretia

lissa said...

good advice, of cause it's harder to carry out if you have a large family...

happy thanksgiving!

Bombshell BLISS said...

And this would be why I don't do holidays.

ajgallion said...

Funny as hell! I've been lucky that I've not wanted to ever kill anyone at Thanksgiving -- it's just the insanity in the GROCERY STORES beforehand that make want to go wild with a bag of bagels, swinging and yelling, "Get out of my way!" Any wayward shopping cart-drivers get a bagel to the dome! :) But I just smile politely and say, "Excuse me."

Midlife Jobhunter said...

Ah, the luck of being with friends on Thanksgiving. Sometimes seems a shame not to spend it with family, but after your post, perhaps. (My extended family is far away.)

Have a good Thanksgiving. Enjoy the food!

Yvonne said...

We'll be too busy trying to stuff and truss a 36 lb turkey and figure a way to get him into the oven (and how the hell long is this gonna take?) to kill anyone and then afterwards nobody will be able to move.

Nevine said...

Caffeine and valium make for yikesy bed buddies. But then, yikesy is what you're all about, right? Only you would concoct such a combination... I'm gonna drug myself on turkey and we'll see how that goes. If I'm still alive and kickin', we'll give your combo a shot! Have yourself a Wonderful Thanksgiving, Suzy! :-)

Nevine

Cassandra said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you! I don't think I'll have to kill anyone this year...but the family does get to meet the new boyfriend, so this should be interesting ;)

Escapist said...

Happy Thankx giving day .....



Joliieess:-)